Guy Goes Sledding Preview

I'm making a story about a character of mine called Guy.

I'm gonna post the full story soon, but for now, here's a preview.

Guy and his friends were on a mountain one day, so they decided to go sledding. This story will detail the experiences of Guy and his friends when they were on the mountain.

SPOILER: IT DOES NOT GO WELL

DAY 1

GUY(With Drilly correcting grammar)

So this one day me I was up on the moonten mountain with my friends and me I wanted to go sled sled sledding! (Wow his grammar is horrible. –Drilly) So me I got my sled and went, but Drilly was in my way and me I hit him and then he burnted burned my sled cuz because he was mad he’s just better like that.

Caption: Drilly > Guy

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Drilly

In the morning I woke up in my cabin on the beautiful mountain I was visiting with my friends. I just asked my brother if he wanted me to burn some snow to make a dirt path. He said yes, so I went out the front door and started breathing fire on the snow.

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That’s when Guy hit me. So, my fire got redirected onto his sled and burnt off the front quarter. I was also knocked onto the sled.

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“Guy!” I exclaimed angrily. “You need to drive better!”

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“Sowwy” he whispered in fear.

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He still wasn’t looking in front of him, so we hit a rock which acted like a ramp.

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“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” we screamed.

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After that we did a barrel roll(z or r twice) a cartwheel, a frontflip, a 360, and earnt the achievement, “When Guy flies”

Caption: Achievements in life

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Splashy(Who is way kewler den guy)

So me was on mtn and in cabin wit cute sistuh and weerd big bwuduh. Den cute sistuh(Hooky) herd skrem so me look out windoe and see guy nd drilly on sled flipping. So me bring my rok nd chek if guy and drilly ok.

ROOLS:

1. If drilly ok, give him burg0r
2. Oduhwise, give drilly hugs
3. If guy ok, trow rok at him
4. If guy not ok, trow rok at him

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So drilly was ok, he got burg0r. Guy toooo, so me trow rok at him. Guy weerd, weerder den weerd big bwuduh(Glowy).

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Drilly

When Splashy knocked out Guy, I had to drag him back to base camp. Also, Splashy gave me a cardboard cutout of a burger…

She’s mean.

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Leafy

In the morning I was kind of cold so I went to flappy’s cabin to ask him to make a fire. He was singing a song very loudly, so I left. Luckily my cute adorable sister and my weird brothers spotted Drilly and Splashy dragging some deplorable VERMIN(Guy) to base camp.

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“Hi Drilly!” I exclaimed. I hugged him. He made some sort of happy noise when I hugged him! I also hugged Splashy and she was happy! I asked Drilly if he would make a fire but he flopped over and started breathing loudly

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Drilly

Leafy doesn’t know the difference between hugging and choking. My neck is still hurting

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Splashy(stil kewler den guy)

Leafy my best fend!

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Sir Flappington XVIII, Prince of Cloud Kingdom, also known as Flappy

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve been waiting for…

It’s Flappy!

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up

Give you up

Never gonna give, never gonna give

Never gonna give, never gonna give

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You are gonna give up reading

You are gonna give up now

Because this so-o-ong is so long

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

I kina wan a chez burger

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

AGG I NEED FOOD NOW!!!

WHERE’S THE NEAREST RESTRAUNT!?!

And jus like dat, teh fantom brother vanished(Cloudy, fappys baby sistuh)

I love fappy! He bng me wit him to get chez bergr

This might take a while to write. I started around Sept 28ish...

See you!

Se